Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:39 pm PST #2832 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.

If only I'd been born at home like all my other sibs, I could have had a real porn last name! Alas!


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:55 pm PST #2833 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.

Well, to be honest, I could also be Dick Grayson Palmetto. They were kinda named simultaneously.

Doves, don't you know.

Lori! Salma Hayek's breasts -- those real? I mean, they look too good to be true.


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:22:49 pm PST #2834 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Dick Oakridge is a good one, though.

Except I'm a girl.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:14 pm PST #2835 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It really doesn't matter which street variation I use, starting out with the first name "Scuppy" can't end well for anyone.


lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:35 pm PST #2836 of 10002

And that's not even a particularly boobalicious top.

t eta and it's so striking in comparison to all the stupidly thin american actresses.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:45 pm PST #2837 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except I'm a girl.

We can be she-Dicks together.


amych - Feb 28, 2005 6:24:31 pm PST #2838 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's like you're saying Bruce Wayne isn't porny! I don't know you people anymore!


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:26:38 pm PST #2839 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

We can be she-Dicks together.

cool! Is there a secret handshake?


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:27:50 pm PST #2840 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Except I'm a girl.

Hey, I'm making ita be Dick Wayne.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 6:30:30 pm PST #2841 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Child!ita named her pet doves Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson. I just need to savor the rightness of that.