Bambi Ashland is my porn name.
Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
'Dirty Girls'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:09 pm PST #2819 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:25 pm PST #2820 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you were born on. Making me Ho Chi 59th.
Sparky Montana, I think.
Coulda been, Boji Franjo, though.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:29 pm PST #2821 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm Rusty Main. No wonder I never made it as a porn star.
Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:15:11 pm PST #2822 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've heard "childhood home," which gives some wiggle room. First pet + place I grew up = Angel St. James. If it had to be where my parents lived when I was born, it's Angel Parker Hill, I think. Ew.
Pix - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:11 pm PST #2823 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Puffer Marshfield has more promise.
quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:16 pm PST #2824 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
From the "life is wierd sometimes file:
My answering machine isn't very good for many reasons. Once 2 years ago there was a brief power outage on a Thursday. Ever since, whenever there is a message the playback always starts with "Thursday, 5:00pm, Power Outage" in a smooth baritone.
So, tonight I come home and the machine is flashing and doing it's annoying beeping thing to tell me there are messages. I start the playback, the power outage thing comes on and then there's someone saying "sorry, wrong number." But there's another message, so the machine says "Thursday, 5:00pm Power Outage" and the power went out. Total blackness.
Weird coincidence.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:08 pm PST #2825 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am, I fear, Bruce Wayne Palmetto.
Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.
Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:56 pm PST #2826 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.
lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:09 pm PST #2827 of 10002
Sukoshi Kalalea. Not a chance.
ita, insent. Just because I thought you might like 'em and I'm too lazy to post them anywhere.
Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:55 pm PST #2828 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is it the street you were born on, or the street where you first lived?
Well, I'm sure they're more guidelines than rules. If I bent them far enough, I could be Allegra Flower.