The whole point of the D de P story is that she didn't look 70 even when she was 70.
I'm not saying that she has to look twenty years older. But a few years older would be nice. I keep picturing Annette Bening, for some reason.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 1:39:34 pm PST #2670 of 10002
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 1:39:52 pm PST #2671 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
file under "what were they thinking" with this title.
Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 1:45:40 pm PST #2672 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
She told him to spit out his gum.
Ah ha ha! That is beautiful.
Kat - Feb 28, 2005 1:47:16 pm PST #2673 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Apparently, it went something like this "Give me your gum. Your gum. Spit out your gum!"
And thank god he did it.
Sheryl - Feb 28, 2005 1:53:05 pm PST #2674 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Bleah. More snow. Is it spring yet?
Vortex - Feb 28, 2005 1:57:39 pm PST #2675 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
When I saw Charlize, I thought she'd stolen SMG's wedding gown.
I thought that the little doll that covers my extra roll of toilet paper had come to life.
Apparently before the Best Actor award, she handed Jamie Foxx a kleenex. He thought it was because she thought he would cry. But no. She told him to spit out his gum.
I have never in my life loved Oprah more at this moment. I think that my NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE about awards shows is seeing people posing for photos, walking down the red carpet, being interviewed, chomping on gum like a cow chewing it's cud.
THANK YOU OPRAH, I LOVE YOU, GIRL!!!
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:01:54 pm PST #2676 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I keep picturing Annette Bening, for some reason.
Helen Mirren!
it went something like this "Give me your gum. Your gum. Spit out your gum!"
And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.
if you go home, will you make me some cupcakes?
Unfortunately, not home. Also, it wouldn't be right to make cupcakes without Dutched cocoa, and it wouldn't be right to buy new cocoa before I move.
Which is a position in which I can hold firm because I haven't actually seen it yet. When exposed to the Dutch, I fear I will cave.
I just discovered a co-worker is supremely anal retentive with leanings toward OCD. It's quite hysterical.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:06:17 pm PST #2677 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
When you're tired of the toilet paper doll, make an Indian Princess air freshener cover.
Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 2:07:31 pm PST #2678 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh ita, is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:08:05 pm PST #2679 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
MATERIALS:
Hook: Size G
Yarn: Simply Soft 4-Ply Worsted Weight (White)
1 - Native American Air Freshener Doll - 5-3/4 in (15 cm)
1 - Renuzit Air Freshener
Wait, so the Native American Air Freshener Doll is an existing product...