I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:01:54 pm PST #2676 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I keep picturing Annette Bening, for some reason.

Helen Mirren!

it went something like this "Give me your gum. Your gum. Spit out your gum!"

And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.

if you go home, will you make me some cupcakes?

Unfortunately, not home. Also, it wouldn't be right to make cupcakes without Dutched cocoa, and it wouldn't be right to buy new cocoa before I move.

Which is a position in which I can hold firm because I haven't actually seen it yet. When exposed to the Dutch, I fear I will cave.

I just discovered a co-worker is supremely anal retentive with leanings toward OCD. It's quite hysterical.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:06:17 pm PST #2677 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

When you're tired of the toilet paper doll, make an Indian Princess air freshener cover.


Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 2:07:31 pm PST #2678 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita, is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:08:05 pm PST #2679 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

MATERIALS:

Hook: Size G

Yarn: Simply Soft 4-Ply Worsted Weight (White)

1 - Native American Air Freshener Doll - 5-3/4 in (15 cm)

1 - Renuzit Air Freshener

Wait, so the Native American Air Freshener Doll is an existing product...


Vortex - Feb 28, 2005 2:08:21 pm PST #2680 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.

amen. and i would have loved her for it.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:11:09 pm PST #2681 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Good God. Apparently so, ita. [link]


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:13:24 pm PST #2682 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Nude funnel-shaped half-granny!


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:14:30 pm PST #2683 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

We don't like to talk about Cousin Cindy.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:14:30 pm PST #2684 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.

Make them! They're so good! PMM vouches for the orange and the vanilla buttercream, and I can vouch for the chocolate.

Betsy -- I think it would be fair to ban ALL air freshener dolls, wouldn't it?


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:15:04 pm PST #2685 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Betsy -- I think it would be fair to ban ALL air freshener dolls, wouldn't it?

Absolutely. Ban all dolls missing the lower torso while you're at it.