When I saw Charlize, I thought she'd stolen SMG's wedding gown.
I thought that the little doll that covers my extra roll of toilet paper had come to life.
Apparently before the Best Actor award, she handed Jamie Foxx a kleenex. He thought it was because she thought he would cry. But no. She told him to spit out his gum.
I have never in my life loved Oprah more at this moment. I think that my NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE about awards shows is seeing people posing for photos, walking down the red carpet, being interviewed, chomping on gum like a cow chewing it's cud.
THANK YOU OPRAH, I LOVE YOU, GIRL!!!
I keep picturing Annette Bening, for some reason.
Helen Mirren!
it went something like this "Give me your gum. Your gum. Spit out your gum!"
And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.
if you go home, will you make me some cupcakes?
Unfortunately, not home. Also, it wouldn't be
right
to make cupcakes without Dutched cocoa, and it wouldn't be right to buy new cocoa before I move.
Which is a position in which I can hold firm because I haven't actually seen it yet. When exposed to the Dutch, I fear I will cave.
I just discovered a co-worker is supremely anal retentive with leanings toward OCD. It's quite hysterical.
When you're tired of the toilet paper doll, make an Indian Princess air freshener cover.
Oh ita, is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.
MATERIALS:
Hook: Size G
Yarn: Simply Soft 4-Ply Worsted Weight (White)
1 - Native American Air Freshener Doll - 5-3/4 in (15 cm)
1 - Renuzit Air Freshener
Wait, so the Native American Air Freshener Doll is an existing product...
And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.
amen. and i would have loved her for it.
Good God. Apparently so, ita. [link]
We don't like to talk about Cousin Cindy.
is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.
Make them! They're so good! PMM vouches for the orange and the vanilla buttercream, and I can vouch for the chocolate.
Betsy -- I think it would be fair to ban ALL air freshener dolls, wouldn't it?
