You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Feb 28, 2005 2:08:21 pm PST #2680 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And if Jamie had refused, she'd have whupped his ass just like his grandma, no doubt.

amen. and i would have loved her for it.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:11:09 pm PST #2681 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Good God. Apparently so, ita. [link]


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:13:24 pm PST #2682 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Nude funnel-shaped half-granny!


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:14:30 pm PST #2683 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

We don't like to talk about Cousin Cindy.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:14:30 pm PST #2684 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

is CI giving you the cupcake craving too? Maybe I should make cupcakes.

Make them! They're so good! PMM vouches for the orange and the vanilla buttercream, and I can vouch for the chocolate.

Betsy -- I think it would be fair to ban ALL air freshener dolls, wouldn't it?


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:15:04 pm PST #2685 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Betsy -- I think it would be fair to ban ALL air freshener dolls, wouldn't it?

Absolutely. Ban all dolls missing the lower torso while you're at it.


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 2:16:10 pm PST #2686 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

One of the women on The View was pissed that Jamie Foxx mentioned his grandma and the getting whipped (especially as something he was thankful for) because she thought it was going to encourage people to abuse their children.

To which I send this --->> @@


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:16:42 pm PST #2687 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One of the women on The View was pissed that Jamie Foxx mentioned his grandma and the getting whipped (especially as something he was thankful for) because she thought it was going to encourage people to abuse their children.

White chick or black?


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 2:16:59 pm PST #2688 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ban all dolls missing the lower torso while you're at it.

Except the ones that go in the cake and then you decorate the cake to make it look like a big giant dress. I had a cake like that as a kid and I'd like another when I turn 40.


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 2:17:31 pm PST #2689 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

White chick or black?

Serious question? Cause, you know the answer.