I imagine CATE BLANCHETT for Diane and JUDE LAW as Henri"
Um. Is she implying that Cate has been shaving two decades off her age?
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:19:36 pm PST #2651 of 10002
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:34:00 pm PST #2652 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is she implying that Cate has been shaving two decades off her age?
HelLO. She recently played someone thousands of years old. She can handle Diane.
I thought I had a meeting this evening. I don't have a meeting this evening. I was all geared and stuff. For naught. Until next week.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:48:18 pm PST #2653 of 10002
Did the person look thousands of years old? Because put Cate next to Jude and I'm really not feeling much of a "May-December" vibe.
In unrelated news, I wanna go home.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2005 12:56:10 pm PST #2654 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.
Doesn't she realize that this would put her completely out of the age range sought by the desperate midlife crisis-having men she wants to date?
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:59:13 pm PST #2655 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How long does the story span? Although I was being facetious, the idea of Cate Blanchett made up to look 66 doesn't bend my mind at all. A shame to have her looking 20 years older than Jude, though.
JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:01:30 pm PST #2656 of 10002
I can't even.
Doesn't she realize that this would put her completely out of the age range sought by the desperate midlife crisis-having men she wants to date?
Feel free to pass her my number, Matt. I'm free through, oh, 2007.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:02 pm PST #2657 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm free through, oh, 2007.
And then...Rusian mail order bride?
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:32 pm PST #2658 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Rusian mail order bride?
Nah, Lindsey Lohan.
Allyson - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:49 pm PST #2659 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Blah. I'm having an ugly day. Ugly. With a capital "U" day.
Wanna go home and sleep it off.
I have nothing interesting to say.
JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:01 pm PST #2660 of 10002
I can't even.
And then...Rusian mail order bride?
Funny you should mention that ...
Nah, Lindsey Lohan.
Ew. (No, I don't get it either)