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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2005 12:56:10 pm PST #2654 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.

Doesn't she realize that this would put her completely out of the age range sought by the desperate midlife crisis-having men she wants to date?

§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:59:13 pm PST #2655 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How long does the story span? Although I was being facetious, the idea of Cate Blanchett made up to look 66 doesn't bend my mind at all. A shame to have her looking 20 years older than Jude, though.

JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:01:30 pm PST #2656 of 10002

I can't even.

Doesn't she realize that this would put her completely out of the age range sought by the desperate midlife crisis-having men she wants to date?

Feel free to pass her my number, Matt. I'm free through, oh, 2007.

DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:02 pm PST #2657 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm free through, oh, 2007.

And then...Rusian mail order bride?

§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:32 pm PST #2658 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rusian mail order bride?

Nah, Lindsey Lohan.

Allyson - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:49 pm PST #2659 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Blah. I'm having an ugly day. Ugly. With a capital "U" day.

Wanna go home and sleep it off.

I have nothing interesting to say.

JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:01 pm PST #2660 of 10002

I can't even.

And then...Rusian mail order bride?

Funny you should mention that ...

Nah, Lindsey Lohan.

Ew. (No, I don't get it either)

Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:10 pm PST #2661 of 10002

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In unrelated news, I wanna go home.

Huh. Me too. Imagine that.

Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:29 pm PST #2662 of 10002

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I hate the ugly days, Allyson. I had one Friday so I just stayed home.

Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:41 pm PST #2663 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

The whole point of the D de P story is that she didn't look 70 even when she was 70.

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