More kittens. [link]
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 12:05:48 pm PST #2641 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 12:06:10 pm PST #2642 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The E Online people liked Charlize's ruffles, so they're totally on crack.
OK, this reminds me of the funniest line of the night. I don't remember what foolish thing Friend 1 said, but Friend 2 whipped around and said, "What are you drinking, heroin??" Hee.
Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2005 12:06:45 pm PST #2643 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'd rather Feh on the people who put themselves out there as the word on Oscar fashion. I didn't like Charlize's dress either, though more for the color than the ruffles. The Ft. Worth S-T hated Charlize, Kate W., Natalie and Laura Linney- oh, and Depp. Loved Renee, Hillary, Virginia, the chick from Maria Full of Grace, and someone else I can't remember. There was also a misguided, I think, review of Rock's performance. Not so much misguided in its review of Rock, but it was a bunch of Blue-stater this and limo liberals that.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:07:58 pm PST #2644 of 10002
And it seems the E Online people also think that Cate Blanchett should invest in some Mystic Tan. Personally, I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:09:21 pm PST #2645 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.
She could have borrowed some of Jessica's paint
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:09:45 pm PST #2646 of 10002
Oh good god.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 12:10:15 pm PST #2647 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Bad, bad Betsy for making want another cat. When I can't deal with the evil devil I currently have.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 12:10:39 pm PST #2648 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I like the Guardian's writeup. [link]
Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 12:12:54 pm PST #2649 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.
Not to mention sound like. I think she must be smoking five packs a day.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:15:46 pm PST #2650 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's what leads to things like this:
British royal PRINCESS MICHAEL OF KENT is desperate for SCARLETT JOHANSSON to star in a film of her latest book - because she believes the LOST IN TRANSLATION star is "ugly" enough to play frumpy wife CATHERINE DE MEDICI.
The Princess's book THE SERPENT AND THE MOON is based on the love triangle between young French KING HENRI II, his long-suffering wife Catherine de Medici and his older mistress DIANE DE POITIERS.
She explains, "I imagine CATE BLANCHETT for Diane and JUDE LAW as Henri - very broody and handsome. And as Catherine de Medici, can't you see Scarlett Johansson? I think it would be quite easy to make her appear ugly."