And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:59:13 pm PST #2655 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How long does the story span? Although I was being facetious, the idea of Cate Blanchett made up to look 66 doesn't bend my mind at all. A shame to have her looking 20 years older than Jude, though.


JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:01:30 pm PST #2656 of 10002
I can't even.

Doesn't she realize that this would put her completely out of the age range sought by the desperate midlife crisis-having men she wants to date?

Feel free to pass her my number, Matt. I'm free through, oh, 2007.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:02 pm PST #2657 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm free through, oh, 2007.

And then...Rusian mail order bride?


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:32 pm PST #2658 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rusian mail order bride?

Nah, Lindsey Lohan.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2005 1:05:49 pm PST #2659 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Blah. I'm having an ugly day. Ugly. With a capital "U" day.

Wanna go home and sleep it off.

I have nothing interesting to say.


JohnSweden - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:01 pm PST #2660 of 10002
I can't even.

And then...Rusian mail order bride?

Funny you should mention that ...

Nah, Lindsey Lohan.

Ew. (No, I don't get it either)


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:10 pm PST #2661 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In unrelated news, I wanna go home.

Huh. Me too. Imagine that.


Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:29 pm PST #2662 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I hate the ugly days, Allyson. I had one Friday so I just stayed home.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 1:08:41 pm PST #2663 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The whole point of the D de P story is that she didn't look 70 even when she was 70.


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2005 1:10:06 pm PST #2664 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Heh. I was just told I could go as soon as this stuff is finished printing because I have a 30 minute errand, which is like letting me of 5 minutes early. Whooo! I was told this like "Hey! Ain't it great? You can go home early!."

Phthtpbb.