And it seems the E Online people also think that Cate Blanchett should invest in some Mystic Tan. Personally, I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:07:58 pm PST #2644 of 10002
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:09:21 pm PST #2645 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.
She could have borrowed some of Jessica's paint
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:09:45 pm PST #2646 of 10002
Oh good god.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 12:10:15 pm PST #2647 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Bad, bad Betsy for making want another cat. When I can't deal with the evil devil I currently have.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 12:10:39 pm PST #2648 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I like the Guardian's writeup. [link]
Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 12:12:54 pm PST #2649 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.
Not to mention sound like. I think she must be smoking five packs a day.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:15:46 pm PST #2650 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's what leads to things like this:
British royal PRINCESS MICHAEL OF KENT is desperate for SCARLETT JOHANSSON to star in a film of her latest book - because she believes the LOST IN TRANSLATION star is "ugly" enough to play frumpy wife CATHERINE DE MEDICI.
The Princess's book THE SERPENT AND THE MOON is based on the love triangle between young French KING HENRI II, his long-suffering wife Catherine de Medici and his older mistress DIANE DE POITIERS.
She explains, "I imagine CATE BLANCHETT for Diane and JUDE LAW as Henri - very broody and handsome. And as Catherine de Medici, can't you see Scarlett Johansson? I think it would be quite easy to make her appear ugly."
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:19:36 pm PST #2651 of 10002
I imagine CATE BLANCHETT for Diane and JUDE LAW as Henri"
Um. Is she implying that Cate has been shaving two decades off her age?
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 12:34:00 pm PST #2652 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is she implying that Cate has been shaving two decades off her age?
HelLO. She recently played someone thousands of years old. She can handle Diane.
I thought I had a meeting this evening. I don't have a meeting this evening. I was all geared and stuff. For naught. Until next week.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2005 12:48:18 pm PST #2653 of 10002
Did the person look thousands of years old? Because put Cate next to Jude and I'm really not feeling much of a "May-December" vibe.
In unrelated news, I wanna go home.