It's a dumbassed storyline. It's the sort of conflict that's farfetched because the essential question is "Well, why don't you solve it the easy way?" As opposed to "You lost your memory for how long? Your almost-fiancé is married to a what?"

Wah. I want a Traditional Siamese kitten.

I would settle for a cupcake.

More kittens. [link]

The E Online people liked Charlize's ruffles, so they're totally on crack.

OK, this reminds me of the funniest line of the night. I don't remember what foolish thing Friend 1 said, but Friend 2 whipped around and said, "What are you drinking, heroin??" Hee.

I'd rather Feh on the people who put themselves out there as the word on Oscar fashion. I didn't like Charlize's dress either, though more for the color than the ruffles. The Ft. Worth S-T hated Charlize, Kate W., Natalie and Laura Linney- oh, and Depp. Loved Renee, Hillary, Virginia, the chick from Maria Full of Grace, and someone else I can't remember. There was also a misguided, I think, review of Rock's performance. Not so much misguided in its review of Rock, but it was a bunch of Blue-stater this and limo liberals that.

And it seems the E Online people also think that Cate Blanchett should invest in some Mystic Tan. Personally, I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.

I like that she was one of the few celebrities who wasn't orange.

She could have borrowed some of Jessica's paint

Oh good god.

Bad, bad Betsy for making want another cat. When I can't deal with the evil devil I currently have.

I like the Guardian's writeup. [link]

Finally, special mention to Scarlett Johanssen, unceasing in her quest to try to make herslf look at least 30 years older than she is.