The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:27:45 pm PST #1808 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Agree, Jen. She's gorgeous, but honestly, that dress did NOTHING for her.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:07 pm PST #1809 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That bow is such a shame. She's working the yellow too.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:10 pm PST #1810 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

"There's nothing quite like Oscar night..."

Except for, you know, the Golden Globes.


vw bug - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:21 pm PST #1811 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I thought the color was good.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:33 pm PST #1812 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except for, you know, the Golden Globes.

Well, Halle differentiates by inflating a different breast.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:42 pm PST #1813 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yellow is a good color for Penelope, but the cut? Terrible.


Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:29:39 pm PST #1814 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Who is dressing Gwyneth? And if it's herself, isn't it time she got someone to do it for her? How many years in a row is this now?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:08 pm PST #1815 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Gwyneth's bodices never fit right. [link]


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:10 pm PST #1816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Renee's dress is the most at jeopardy from trampling.

You should only wear dresses like that if you have Queen Latifah-esque boobs to hold it up in an emergency. There could be a stampede, and what then?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:49 pm PST #1817 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It would still be held up by industrial-strength stickum, is my bet.