Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:10 pm PST #1816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Renee's dress is the most at jeopardy from trampling.

You should only wear dresses like that if you have Queen Latifah-esque boobs to hold it up in an emergency. There could be a stampede, and what then?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:49 pm PST #1817 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It would still be held up by industrial-strength stickum, is my bet.


JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:54 pm PST #1818 of 10002

Yeah, the cut did not highlight her(Penelope's) fab shape.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:32:02 pm PST #1819 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

How can Gwenyth have quadroboob AND no cleavage.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:05 pm PST #1820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, DON'T USE THE HOBBIT MUSIC unless you're treating me to Middle Earth.


JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:12 pm PST #1821 of 10002

Is that Dustin narrating?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:18 pm PST #1822 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Did that intro just check Buzz Lightyear and Woody as lovers?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:34:00 pm PST #1823 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Drug joke! They showed a drug joke CLIP!


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:34:24 pm PST #1824 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Though the Eminem/Chaplin tickles me.

Oscar game. You can probably drink to it.


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:34:49 pm PST #1825 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Chris Rock gets a standing o? Huh.