You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:07 pm PST #1809 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That bow is such a shame. She's working the yellow too.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:10 pm PST #1810 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

"There's nothing quite like Oscar night..."

Except for, you know, the Golden Globes.


vw bug - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:21 pm PST #1811 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I thought the color was good.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:33 pm PST #1812 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except for, you know, the Golden Globes.

Well, Halle differentiates by inflating a different breast.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:42 pm PST #1813 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yellow is a good color for Penelope, but the cut? Terrible.


Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:29:39 pm PST #1814 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Who is dressing Gwyneth? And if it's herself, isn't it time she got someone to do it for her? How many years in a row is this now?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:08 pm PST #1815 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Gwyneth's bodices never fit right. [link]


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:10 pm PST #1816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Renee's dress is the most at jeopardy from trampling.

You should only wear dresses like that if you have Queen Latifah-esque boobs to hold it up in an emergency. There could be a stampede, and what then?


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:49 pm PST #1817 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It would still be held up by industrial-strength stickum, is my bet.


JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:54 pm PST #1818 of 10002

Yeah, the cut did not highlight her(Penelope's) fab shape.