yellow is a good color for Penelope, but the cut? Terrible.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:28:42 pm PST #1813 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:29:39 pm PST #1814 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Who is dressing Gwyneth? And if it's herself, isn't it time she got someone to do it for her? How many years in a row is this now?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:08 pm PST #1815 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Gwyneth's bodices never fit right. [link]
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§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:10 pm PST #1816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think Renee's dress is the most at jeopardy from trampling.
You should only wear dresses like that if you have Queen Latifah-esque boobs to hold it up in an emergency. There could be a stampede, and what then?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:49 pm PST #1817 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It would still be held up by industrial-strength stickum, is my bet.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:54 pm PST #1818 of 10002
Yeah, the cut did not highlight her(Penelope's) fab shape.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:32:02 pm PST #1819 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
How can Gwenyth have quadroboob AND no cleavage.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:05 pm PST #1820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, DON'T USE THE HOBBIT MUSIC unless you're treating me to Middle Earth.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:12 pm PST #1821 of 10002
Is that Dustin narrating?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:18 pm PST #1822 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Did that intro just check Buzz Lightyear and Woody as lovers?