Next person to see Teppy, check for blood under the fingernails (as that's the hardest place to clean).
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I think Perkins is off getting lucky, probably with whomever was sent out to repair the damage she's undoubtedly done to the B&B's wireless.
Or Teppy killed her.
OMG MARCH KILLED PERKINS!
Proof of how badly I need a haircut.
What, you think that isn't Yeti-like? Think again, my misguided friend, think again.
And, if I can be vain for just one quick second: this isn't a good picture, not really -- I look very tired and my Yeti-hair is Yeti-everywhere. But! I did no Photoshopping at all (as I often do b/c of my unfortunate double-chin), and not only is the double-chin gone, if you look closely (particularly on the photo's left, my right), you just might see the hint of cheekbones. For real. This is new -- both the lack of an extra chin and the discovery of bones in my face.
Though my ass, she still be bootylicious, I seem to have lost that puffy jowly Boris Yeltsin look. Go me.
That Bastard!
Oooh, sexy Teppy cheekbones! And, being bootylicious is a good thing. (I have to believe that, because I'm never getting rid of mine.)
Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
Depends on where you end up, surely?
Yeah, but the roaming charges will get you either way.