You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Mar 25, 2005 8:28:56 am PST #9418 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Oooh, sexy Teppy cheekbones! And, being bootylicious is a good thing. (I have to believe that, because I'm never getting rid of mine.)


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:31:54 am PST #9419 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:32:19 am PST #9420 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 8:33:01 am PST #9421 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.

Depends on where you end up, surely?


Lyra Jane - Mar 25, 2005 8:34:36 am PST #9422 of 10001
Up with the sun

Yeah, but the roaming charges will get you either way.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:34:54 am PST #9423 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It mostly depends on your carrier. There is no AT&T in Hell.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:36:34 am PST #9424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is no AT&T in Hell

That's because they overshot their resources creating hell on earth.


juliana - Mar 25, 2005 8:37:03 am PST #9425 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

There is no AT&T in Hell.

No, but there is Verizon. "Can you hear me now?" indeed.

Yay sassy Tep!


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:40:07 am PST #9426 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay sassy Tep!

I hate to fish for compliments (and this may actually lead to harsh-but-true noncompliments) but....is it just me? Can anyone else see the de-jowlification?


Aims - Mar 25, 2005 8:49:53 am PST #9427 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy, do you just want one bottle?

I have no bedroom windows. It's kinda scary.