Proof of how badly I need a haircut.
What, you think that isn't Yeti-like? Think again, my misguided friend, think again.
And, if I can be vain for just one quick second: this isn't a good picture, not really -- I look very tired and my Yeti-hair is Yeti-everywhere. But! I did no Photoshopping at all (as I often do b/c of my unfortunate double-chin), and not only is the double-chin gone, if you look closely (particularly on the photo's left, my right), you just might see the hint of cheekbones. For real. This is new -- both the lack of an extra chin and the discovery of bones in my face.
Though my ass, she still be bootylicious, I seem to have lost that puffy jowly Boris Yeltsin look. Go me.
Oooh, sexy Teppy cheekbones! And, being bootylicious is a good thing. (I have to believe that, because I'm never getting rid of mine.)
Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
Depends on where you end up, surely?
Yeah, but the roaming charges will get you either way.
It mostly depends on your carrier. There is no AT&T in Hell.
There is no AT&T in Hell
That's because they overshot their resources creating hell on earth.
There is no AT&T in Hell.
No, but there is Verizon. "Can you hear me now?" indeed.
Yay sassy Tep!
