Banana who?
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #660 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
beth b - Feb 12, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #661 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I can not entertain. DH wants me to help clean up in the kitchen. but since he made breakfast - thats ok.
so far we have picked up, dusted,cleaned the wood floors, had breakfast , shifted some furniture. finished dishes , clean bathroom, shower and get dressed for work are next for me
Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:40:03 am PST #662 of 10001
What is even happening?
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get so excited. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No. Owl go
who.
Cow go
moo.
vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 8:41:19 am PST #663 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Hee!
Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 8:42:51 am PST #664 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Somebody's a little impatient.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:43:46 am PST #665 of 10001
What is even happening?
At home though, you might hear banana about 20 times from the kids, before they get to orange. And Chris still only gets it about half the time. Sometimes, he'll say banana repeatedly, and then say, "Grape!" and expect you to laugh (and we do, because he's so cute).
Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:45:03 am PST #666 of 10001
What is even happening?
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2005 8:45:42 am PST #667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
(sorry)
eta: I am evil. EVIL, I tells ya'.
Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 8:49:33 am PST #668 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
I was sitting here trying to figure out how you planned on telling that one online.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
Snerk. It's the Buffista knock knock joke.
DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:56:43 am PST #669 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.
It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...
Final tally:
Me: 315-330, depending on recount
Machine: 375
Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...