Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I can not entertain. DH wants me to help clean up in the kitchen. but since he made breakfast - thats ok.
so far we have picked up, dusted,cleaned the wood floors, had breakfast , shifted some furniture. finished dishes , clean bathroom, shower and get dressed for work are next for me
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get so excited. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No. Owl go
who.
Cow go
moo.
Hee!
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Somebody's a little impatient.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
At home though, you might hear banana about 20 times from the kids, before they get to orange. And Chris still only gets it about half the time. Sometimes, he'll say banana repeatedly, and then say, "Grape!" and expect you to laugh (and we do, because he's so cute).
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
(sorry)
eta: I am evil. EVIL, I tells ya'.
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
I was sitting here trying to figure out how you planned on telling that one online.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
Snerk. It's the Buffista knock knock joke.
I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.
It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...
Final tally:
Me: 315-330, depending on recount
Machine: 375
Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...
Job update.
I just finished my 6th week into the "6-8 week" temp job.
The supervisor comes up to me Friday afternoon. "We've got a project coming up, training starts Tuesday, and we go live on Monday the 21st. It's for two months. Would you be interested in working 10:30am-7pm?"
I grin. "Sure!"
And? Starting with the new project, I'm getting a raise of 50 cents/hour.