Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Somebody's a little impatient.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
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Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 8:42:51 am PST #664 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:43:46 am PST #665 of 10001
What is even happening?
At home though, you might hear banana about 20 times from the kids, before they get to orange. And Chris still only gets it about half the time. Sometimes, he'll say banana repeatedly, and then say, "Grape!" and expect you to laugh (and we do, because he's so cute).
Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:45:03 am PST #666 of 10001
What is even happening?
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2005 8:45:42 am PST #667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
(sorry)
eta: I am evil. EVIL, I tells ya'.
Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 8:49:33 am PST #668 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
I was sitting here trying to figure out how you planned on telling that one online.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
Snerk. It's the Buffista knock knock joke.
DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:56:43 am PST #669 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.
It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...
Final tally:
Me: 315-330, depending on recount
Machine: 375
Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...
DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:59:31 am PST #670 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Job update.
I just finished my 6th week into the "6-8 week" temp job.
The supervisor comes up to me Friday afternoon. "We've got a project coming up, training starts Tuesday, and we go live on Monday the 21st. It's for two months. Would you be interested in working 10:30am-7pm?"
I grin. "Sure!"
And? Starting with the new project, I'm getting a raise of 50 cents/hour.
Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:01:42 am PST #671 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Good news, Daniel. Glad to hear it.
vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 9:03:11 am PST #672 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Daniel, that's wonderful news!
Thomash - Feb 12, 2005 9:05:11 am PST #673 of 10001
I have a plan.
Good morfternoon, what's up?