Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:56:43 am PST #669 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.

It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...

Final tally:

Me: 315-330, depending on recount

Machine: 375

Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:59:31 am PST #670 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Job update.

I just finished my 6th week into the "6-8 week" temp job.

The supervisor comes up to me Friday afternoon. "We've got a project coming up, training starts Tuesday, and we go live on Monday the 21st. It's for two months. Would you be interested in working 10:30am-7pm?"

I grin. "Sure!"

And? Starting with the new project, I'm getting a raise of 50 cents/hour.


Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:01:42 am PST #671 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Good news, Daniel. Glad to hear it.


vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 9:03:11 am PST #672 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Daniel, that's wonderful news!


Thomash - Feb 12, 2005 9:05:11 am PST #673 of 10001
I have a plan.

Good morfternoon, what's up?


Jessica - Feb 12, 2005 9:08:47 am PST #674 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Or the variation I learned in middle school, and yes, even for the computer/math/science magnet program, my friends and I were considered geeks:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Communist cow!
Interrupting Communist Cow---
MAOOOO!

Today is the Big Packing Day at the Casa del Jess. There are BOXES EVERYWHERE. The apartment is so full of boxes that I can't even tell how it's going. I mean, we've got a LOT of stuff that's packed, but we've also got so much that's not. I've crumpled so much newspaper that my hands look like I work in a coal mine.


Lilty Cash - Feb 12, 2005 9:11:46 am PST #675 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just bought Microsoft Money and now I'm trying to get it to track down all of my accounts. I think my brain is leaking.


vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 9:14:07 am PST #676 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, I love my Microsoft Money, Lilty. I hope you find it helpful.


Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:14:16 am PST #677 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Good morfternoon, what's up?

Hey Thomash! How's it going out there?


askye - Feb 12, 2005 9:18:24 am PST #678 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm finally off the phone with HP.

I have to send my computer in. It took forever because even though I kept saying "my phone is dying, please just give me the info I need" the guy kept going on with his script. Finaly he got frustrated with me and offered to call me back and the phone died in the middle of that.

So I called back and bounced around and now I'm sending my computer to Califiornia. Where I won't have it for a week or so. I'm also wondering if it does come back working right how much I could get for it if I sold it. I really dont' want this computer.

YAY Daniel!