'The Message'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.
It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...
Final tally:
Me: 315-330, depending on recount
Machine: 375
Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...
Job update.
I just finished my 6th week into the "6-8 week" temp job.
The supervisor comes up to me Friday afternoon. "We've got a project coming up, training starts Tuesday, and we go live on Monday the 21st. It's for two months. Would you be interested in working 10:30am-7pm?"
I grin. "Sure!"
And? Starting with the new project, I'm getting a raise of 50 cents/hour.
Good news, Daniel. Glad to hear it.
Daniel, that's wonderful news!
Good morfternoon, what's up?
Or the variation I learned in middle school, and yes, even for the computer/math/science magnet program, my friends and I were considered geeks:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Communist cow!
Interrupting Communist Cow---
MAOOOO!
Today is the Big Packing Day at the Casa del Jess. There are BOXES EVERYWHERE. The apartment is so full of boxes that I can't even tell how it's going. I mean, we've got a LOT of stuff that's packed, but we've also got so much that's not. I've crumpled so much newspaper that my hands look like I work in a coal mine.
I just bought Microsoft Money and now I'm trying to get it to track down all of my accounts. I think my brain is leaking.
Oh, I love my Microsoft Money, Lilty. I hope you find it helpful.
Good morfternoon, what's up?
Hey Thomash! How's it going out there?
I'm finally off the phone with HP.
I have to send my computer in. It took forever because even though I kept saying "my phone is dying, please just give me the info I need" the guy kept going on with his script. Finaly he got frustrated with me and offered to call me back and the phone died in the middle of that.
So I called back and bounced around and now I'm sending my computer to Califiornia. Where I won't have it for a week or so. I'm also wondering if it does come back working right how much I could get for it if I sold it. I really dont' want this computer.
YAY Daniel!