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Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

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Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 8:49:33 am PST #668 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.

I was sitting here trying to figure out how you planned on telling that one online.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"

Snerk. It's the Buffista knock knock joke.

DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:56:43 am PST #669 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

I went up against an envelope opening machine Friday morning. Fifteen minute contest to see which could open the most pieces of mail.

It won, but then I didn't push myself until my heart burst, so...

Final tally:

Me: 315-330, depending on recount

Machine: 375

Daniel Jensen was a mail slicin' Man, Lord Lord...

DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:59:31 am PST #670 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Job update.

I just finished my 6th week into the "6-8 week" temp job.

The supervisor comes up to me Friday afternoon. "We've got a project coming up, training starts Tuesday, and we go live on Monday the 21st. It's for two months. Would you be interested in working 10:30am-7pm?"

I grin. "Sure!"

And? Starting with the new project, I'm getting a raise of 50 cents/hour.

Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:01:42 am PST #671 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Good news, Daniel. Glad to hear it.

vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 9:03:11 am PST #672 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Daniel, that's wonderful news!

Thomash - Feb 12, 2005 9:05:11 am PST #673 of 10001

I have a plan.

Good morfternoon, what's up?

Jessica - Feb 12, 2005 9:08:47 am PST #674 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Or the variation I learned in middle school, and yes, even for the computer/math/science magnet program, my friends and I were considered geeks:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Communist cow!
Interrupting Communist Cow---
MAOOOO!

Today is the Big Packing Day at the Casa del Jess. There are BOXES EVERYWHERE. The apartment is so full of boxes that I can't even tell how it's going. I mean, we've got a LOT of stuff that's packed, but we've also got so much that's not. I've crumpled so much newspaper that my hands look like I work in a coal mine.

Lilty Cash - Feb 12, 2005 9:11:46 am PST #675 of 10001

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just bought Microsoft Money and now I'm trying to get it to track down all of my accounts. I think my brain is leaking.

vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 9:14:07 am PST #676 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Oh, I love my Microsoft Money, Lilty. I hope you find it helpful.

Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:14:16 am PST #677 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Good morfternoon, what's up?

Hey Thomash! How's it going out there?

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