'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
banana
Ooh, I know this one!
Popping in from the land of lurkage and sinus infections to wish Maria, Kristin, and -t (a little late, I guess) the happiest of birthdays.
And to send good tummy~ma to Owen. Babies with stomach bugs are both heart-squeezingly pathetic and horribly messy.
Someone please tell my sinuses to straighten up and fly right.
Bobby was nicknamed "back at ya Mom" as a kid.
When I was a baby, I had Pyloric Stenosis, basically a condition where the outlet from the stomach to the intestines doesn't want to open properly.
My sister got by with medications, but I had to go under the knife.
I often wonder if the trauma of the condition is at least a touch responsible for my lifelong battle with obesity.
Banana who?
I can not entertain. DH wants me to help clean up in the kitchen. but since he made breakfast - thats ok.
so far we have picked up, dusted,cleaned the wood floors, had breakfast , shifted some furniture. finished dishes , clean bathroom, shower and get dressed for work are next for me
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get so excited. It's just a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No. Owl go
who.
Cow go
moo.
Hee!
Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.
Somebody's a little impatient.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
At home though, you might hear banana about 20 times from the kids, before they get to orange. And Chris still only gets it about half the time. Sometimes, he'll say banana repeatedly, and then say, "Grape!" and expect you to laugh (and we do, because he's so cute).
I originally heard it as "interrupting cow," but this is still one of my favorite knock knock jokes ever.
It's one of my favorites, too. I get a little stuck on it. You can't really tell it online, which is sad.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pedant Cow
Pedant Cow who?
It's supposed to be "Interrupting Cow"
(sorry)
eta: I am evil. EVIL, I tells ya'.