Vegetables are what food eats.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2005 8:54:42 am PST #3792 of 10001
brillig
vw bug - Mar 01, 2005 8:55:05 am PST #3793 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I've got the first stanza and the envoi written. Now to fill the thing in.
ETA: Sorry...this seems to be my bitch of the day. Feel free to ignore as I continue to bitch as the day goes on.
Steph L. - Mar 01, 2005 8:55:14 am PST #3794 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
All you asparagus haters are crazy with a capital crazy. It's got a short season, but when it's in, it's the tastiest thing around.
I was gonna say. What have you people been doing to your poor asparagus? Boiling it? Steaming it until limp?
It's not me; it's the asparagus. It has an unpleasant taste.
ChiKat - Mar 01, 2005 8:56:30 am PST #3795 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I love asparagus. Esp. roasted with olive oil and salt. Yum.
Scrappy - Mar 01, 2005 8:56:34 am PST #3796 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'm with Tep.
erikaj - Mar 01, 2005 8:58:46 am PST #3797 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Asparagus I do like. My mother says I have champagne tastes. Are artichokes vegs? Timelies! Put in a full writing day already and paid some bills. Love it when this happens.
-t - Mar 01, 2005 9:01:15 am PST #3798 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Artichokes are just the most delicious veggies there are.
juliana - Mar 01, 2005 9:01:33 am PST #3799 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It's not me; it's the asparagus. It has an unpleasant taste.
I love asparagus, but my body does not; so I more often choose to indulge my guts than my palate.
I really need to get a copy of Eats Shoots and Leaves, because I can feel my grammar and punctuation skills slipping away.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2005 9:01:45 am PST #3800 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Vegetables are what food eats.
Aren't you the person that had to be rushed to the hospital this year?
Jessica - Mar 01, 2005 9:03:26 am PST #3801 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Artichokes are just the most delicious veggies there are.
Mmmm, artichokes.