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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 5:59:28 pm PST #8206 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was that the MP sketch that had the giant bipedal cats destroying buildings?


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 6:01:23 pm PST #8207 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

They had a "spanking alley" for the girls who had to go to the penaly box

Mmmmmmm. *blink* Where am I?


Cass - Jan 30, 2005 6:03:44 pm PST #8208 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

See??? You all have wacky brains too. I like that.

I'd forgotten about that MP sketch. I still don't recall it having bipedal cats which is a shame because it sounds funny.


Pix - Jan 30, 2005 6:08:39 pm PST #8209 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

And now Spike can smack you around but that's ok 'cause you sorta like it?

If I woke up and Spike was there, I would NOT have felt wrong.

(Come on...a girl has to get a free infidelity pass with Spike, right?)


SailAweigh - Jan 30, 2005 6:12:57 pm PST #8210 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

You betcha. We are all his bitch, after all.


Susan W. - Jan 30, 2005 6:14:57 pm PST #8211 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"MP" evokes Military Police, which makes this a very different skit than the one you are alluding to.

For me it evokes Mansfield Park, but maybe that just means I'm spending too much time lurking at pemberley.com.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 6:16:57 pm PST #8212 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. Took me this long to work out it wasn't a Minister of Parliament sketch. I knew it was Monty Python -- thought maybe it was the Ministry Of Silly Walks or something.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:28 pm PST #8213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For me it evokes Mansfield Park, but maybe that just means I'm spending too much time lurking at pemberley.com.

Could also be MacArthur Park.

Someone get the cake, before it...

Too late....


Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:59 pm PST #8214 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hey, spankings happen, you know?


Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2005 6:25:09 pm PST #8215 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My tv just said, in all fucking seriousness, "Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do."

What are you watching? Extreme Home Makeover: Special Buildings Unit ?