And now Spike can smack you around but that's ok 'cause you sorta like it?
If I woke up and Spike was there, I would NOT have felt wrong.
(Come on...a girl has to get a free infidelity pass with Spike, right?)
I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jan 30, 2005 6:08:39 pm PST #8209 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
SailAweigh - Jan 30, 2005 6:12:57 pm PST #8210 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
You betcha. We are all his bitch, after all.
Susan W. - Jan 30, 2005 6:14:57 pm PST #8211 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
"MP" evokes Military Police, which makes this a very different skit than the one you are alluding to.
For me it evokes Mansfield Park, but maybe that just means I'm spending too much time lurking at pemberley.com.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 6:16:57 pm PST #8212 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Huh. Took me this long to work out it wasn't a Minister of Parliament sketch. I knew it was Monty Python -- thought maybe it was the Ministry Of Silly Walks or something.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:28 pm PST #8213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For me it evokes Mansfield Park, but maybe that just means I'm spending too much time lurking at pemberley.com.
Could also be MacArthur Park.
Someone get the cake, before it...
Too late....
Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:59 pm PST #8214 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hey, spankings happen, you know?
Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2005 6:25:09 pm PST #8215 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My tv just said, in all fucking seriousness, "Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do."
What are you watching? Extreme Home Makeover: Special Buildings Unit ?
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 6:28:12 pm PST #8216 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
P-C has a new tag.
And I beg to differ. Buildings don't kill people. Not following fire codes kills people. Weren't you paying attention?
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:29:35 pm PST #8217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, the earth could just open up in an earthquake and swallow you and grind you to paste, like Lois Lane. No buildings involved.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 6:30:08 pm PST #8218 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lois Lane is dead? Is she one of Lana Lang's parents?