Huh. Took me this long to work out it wasn't a Minister of Parliament sketch. I knew it was Monty Python -- thought maybe it was the Ministry Of Silly Walks or something.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
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§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 6:16:57 pm PST #8212 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:28 pm PST #8213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For me it evokes Mansfield Park, but maybe that just means I'm spending too much time lurking at pemberley.com.
Could also be MacArthur Park.
Someone get the cake, before it...
Too late....
Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2005 6:17:59 pm PST #8214 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hey, spankings happen, you know?
Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2005 6:25:09 pm PST #8215 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My tv just said, in all fucking seriousness, "Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do."
What are you watching? Extreme Home Makeover: Special Buildings Unit ?
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 6:28:12 pm PST #8216 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
P-C has a new tag.
And I beg to differ. Buildings don't kill people. Not following fire codes kills people. Weren't you paying attention?
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:29:35 pm PST #8217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, the earth could just open up in an earthquake and swallow you and grind you to paste, like Lois Lane. No buildings involved.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 6:30:08 pm PST #8218 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lois Lane is dead? Is she one of Lana Lang's parents?
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:30:25 pm PST #8219 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not following fire codes kills people. Weren't you paying attention?
And using substandard wiring. And not calling Charlton Heston until too late.
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 6:30:56 pm PST #8220 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
She was dead, but not anymore. I think she's a zombie. The position of zombies in Lana's family tree is unclear.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 6:31:41 pm PST #8221 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lois Lane is dead?
She was dead until Superman went back in time (by going faster than light) and saved her.