Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jen - Jan 17, 2005 6:07:40 pm PST #5164 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Growing up, I heard "shit from Shinola" in Connecticut all the time.


meara - Jan 17, 2005 6:13:43 pm PST #5165 of 10002

Dude, I SO brought it...

Erin, bringin' in the porn, bringin' in the funk. Or something. :)

I want Gloomcookie's shirt! Also, would be nice to fit into a shirt gloomcookie's size. :) HI GLOOMIECOOKIES!


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:16:38 pm PST #5166 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I got a "401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!"

I'm modestly happy, but bummed that ND brought me low.

On the other hand, LEATHER KILT.

But I haven't done anything naughty in a while. Oh, I kissed my girl friend while she was wasted so that I could grope her and steal her car keys but that was altruism, not porn.

I start teaching tomorrow! I;m so wired. I just popped an Ambien, so hopefully I will be able to sleep tonight.


NoiseDesign - Jan 17, 2005 6:20:01 pm PST #5167 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

ERIN!

I've not posted with you in forever!


Hil R. - Jan 17, 2005 6:22:29 pm PST #5168 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My classes start tomorrow. The first class I'm teaching is on Friday.

I am so not ready for this semester to start.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:23:32 pm PST #5169 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

How did you LIVE, darling?!


NoiseDesign - Jan 17, 2005 6:25:03 pm PST #5170 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

How did you LIVE, darling?!

Clearly in a stage of weeping remorse.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:27:14 pm PST #5171 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Which is as it should be.

Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!

Hmm. I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs. That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.


Aims - Jan 17, 2005 6:28:54 pm PST #5172 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.

Having a threesome AND posting? THAT'S dedication.


Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 6:29:15 pm PST #5173 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hil, you will be glorious. I have said it, for it is so.

You know what's a funny word? Epoxyeicosatrienoic acid.