fisting sling
I may be watching too much Food Channel. I mulled the object for a uneasy moment, then, I swear, my inner voice said, "Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:49:00 pm PST #3245 of 10002
brillig
brenda m - Jan 11, 2005 12:49:47 pm PST #3246 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well of course not. That's how he came up with the tanning idea.
DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 12:50:56 pm PST #3247 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Hey, don't limit the fisting sling!
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:51:28 pm PST #3248 of 10002
brillig
And Alton needs to stop wearing the sunglasses and the black turtleneck with the black Italian jacket, because Amy made me promise not to write Alton-fic, and he's not making it easy.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:51:32 pm PST #3249 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I hate to disillusion you all, but the sun room is not sunny. Or warm. It's the coldest room in my house, in fact.
In happier news, I did go to a sex toy party this weekend. But i didn't buy a swing.
Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2005 12:53:16 pm PST #3250 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And Alton needs to stop wearing the sunglasses and the black turtleneck with the black Italian jacket, because Amy made me promise not to write Alton-fic, and he's not making it easy.
...There's Alton-fic?
Is there Emeril-fic?
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:54:01 pm PST #3251 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude, I'm sure there's Gollum/Frodo slash...
Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 12:55:08 pm PST #3252 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Er, wrong thread. Continue with the slashing. I'll get you started.
Jon Stewart/me
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:56:26 pm PST #3253 of 10002
brillig
There's Alton-fic?
Not yet. My sister made me promise not to.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PST #3254 of 10002
brillig
Though Emeril-fic would involve him falling face-first into his blender, preferably with lots of Gaahh-lic.