Though Emeril-fic would involve him falling face-first into his blender, preferably with lots of Gaahh-lic.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PST #3254 of 10002
brillig
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 12:58:48 pm PST #3255 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Pfft. Two uses -- tanning, and fisting. And that's just for starters.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:41 pm PST #3256 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Please, they make really neat plant holders.
And lingerie drying racks.
And cat toys.
Catapults, in case of hostile takeovers.
the possibilities are endless
Maria - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:44 pm PST #3257 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Two uses -- tanning, and fisting. And that's just for starters.
Oy. Brain bleach for table 1, please?
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:44 pm PST #3258 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 1:09:15 pm PST #3259 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oy. Brain bleach for table 1, please?
Oh quit being a big baby. You know you want one as a lingerie drying rack.
Maria - Jan 11, 2005 1:16:56 pm PST #3260 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Oh quit being a big baby. You know you want one as a lingerie drying rack.
Pbffft. That's what the nipple clamps with chains are for. Insta-clothesline when not being used for their intended purpose.
Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2005 1:18:07 pm PST #3261 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
{{Maria}}
(No reason.)
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 1:20:07 pm PST #3262 of 10002
brillig
lingerie drying rack
That's what the nipple clamps with chains are for
I'm now thinking of those chains the dentists use when they're putting the bib on you.
Thanks a lot, folks.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:21:08 pm PST #3263 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmm.
Ouch.