"Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Hey, don't limit the fisting sling!
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 12:50:56 pm PST #3247 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:51:28 pm PST #3248 of 10002
brillig
And Alton needs to stop wearing the sunglasses and the black turtleneck with the black Italian jacket, because Amy made me promise not to write Alton-fic, and he's not making it easy.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:51:32 pm PST #3249 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I hate to disillusion you all, but the sun room is not sunny. Or warm. It's the coldest room in my house, in fact.
In happier news, I did go to a sex toy party this weekend. But i didn't buy a swing.
Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2005 12:53:16 pm PST #3250 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And Alton needs to stop wearing the sunglasses and the black turtleneck with the black Italian jacket, because Amy made me promise not to write Alton-fic, and he's not making it easy.
...There's Alton-fic?
Is there Emeril-fic?
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:54:01 pm PST #3251 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude, I'm sure there's Gollum/Frodo slash...
Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 12:55:08 pm PST #3252 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Er, wrong thread. Continue with the slashing. I'll get you started.
Jon Stewart/me
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:56:26 pm PST #3253 of 10002
brillig
There's Alton-fic?
Not yet. My sister made me promise not to.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PST #3254 of 10002
brillig
Though Emeril-fic would involve him falling face-first into his blender, preferably with lots of Gaahh-lic.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 12:58:48 pm PST #3255 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Pfft. Two uses -- tanning, and fisting. And that's just for starters.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:41 pm PST #3256 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Please, they make really neat plant holders.
And lingerie drying racks.
And cat toys.
Catapults, in case of hostile takeovers.
the possibilities are endless