Dude, I'm sure there's Gollum/Frodo slash...
My food is problematic.
River ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:54:01 pm PST #3251 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 12:55:08 pm PST #3252 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Er, wrong thread. Continue with the slashing. I'll get you started.
Jon Stewart/me
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:56:26 pm PST #3253 of 10002
brillig
There's Alton-fic?
Not yet. My sister made me promise not to.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PST #3254 of 10002
brillig
Though Emeril-fic would involve him falling face-first into his blender, preferably with lots of Gaahh-lic.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 12:58:48 pm PST #3255 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Alton Brown would not approve. You shouldn't have items that only have one use."
Pfft. Two uses -- tanning, and fisting. And that's just for starters.
Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:41 pm PST #3256 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Please, they make really neat plant holders.
And lingerie drying racks.
And cat toys.
Catapults, in case of hostile takeovers.
the possibilities are endless
Maria - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:44 pm PST #3257 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Two uses -- tanning, and fisting. And that's just for starters.
Oy. Brain bleach for table 1, please?
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 1:00:44 pm PST #3258 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 1:09:15 pm PST #3259 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oy. Brain bleach for table 1, please?
Oh quit being a big baby. You know you want one as a lingerie drying rack.
Maria - Jan 11, 2005 1:16:56 pm PST #3260 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Oh quit being a big baby. You know you want one as a lingerie drying rack.
Pbffft. That's what the nipple clamps with chains are for. Insta-clothesline when not being used for their intended purpose.