I'm suddenly very glad all my ear infections are the result of swollen tissues and faulty plumbing not wads of gunk. Even if they do get gross.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:42:34 pm PST #8821 of 10002
Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:43:08 pm PST #8822 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.
Yup. It's very satisfying.
§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:45:08 pm PST #8823 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe. God, that feels good.
Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:46:40 pm PST #8824 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe.
Ugh, really? If something is going to go in my ear, I want to control it. Eeek.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:47:34 pm PST #8825 of 10002
OK, you're freaking me out. I've had my ears irrigated once and it is something I fear now every time I go to the doctor.
§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:50:22 pm PST #8826 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, honestly. I love the feeling of having my ears irrigated. It gets all warm and gushy all the way down to my eardrum, AND all the water's out before I leave the office. I adore it. It's not worth the horrible going-deaf prelude, but couple that with the sudden rush of hearing?
Eargasm's a good word.
tommyrot - Jan 20, 2005 4:53:45 pm PST #8827 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought you weren't supposed to put a Q-tip in your ear canal, but putting one in your outer ear is OK.
Gus - Jan 20, 2005 4:57:34 pm PST #8828 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
On the off chance that there are some airlines consumer-satisfaction surveyors cruising Buffistas via ye olde Google tonight, let me say this: Sitting in airports waiting for flights … sucks. People now have access to time fillers from the Internet. You will no longer be able be able to force people to buy outrageously priced beverages at the concourse bar.
Unless the traveler is me, of course.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:57:39 pm PST #8829 of 10002
Uuuuhhhhg. Dizziness? The nausea? The eyes pushing out of your head? The eating away at your brain? The sudden onset of claustrophobia?
Uhhhhg.
§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 5:00:45 pm PST #8830 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dizziness? The nausea? The eyes pushing out of your head? The eating away at your brain? The sudden onset of claustrophobia?
No, it's like having a deep itch being gently and warmly scratched.
I wish I could share my ear irrigation with the world. And then you'd understand. One of the reasons I could never get the tragus pierced is because I love the feeling of satisfying an itch by putting my knuckle into it and working away. The irrigation is the internal version.
I'd like to teach the world to wash ... in perfect ear-mony....