Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:16:27 pm PST #7764 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

One day this week I may wear them to work, but I really don't want anyone to talk to me about them, and I'm paranoid.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:17:31 pm PST #7765 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?

Well, you can. Because you're invisible.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:19:18 pm PST #7766 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yes, ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 3:20:06 pm PST #7767 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Semi-related: I got a new little purse for Christmas, and people can NOT stop talking to me about it! I don't think it's such a big deal, but more than one stranger has commented on it. It is adorable, I must say -- black corduroy on the outside, bright stripey cotton on the inside -- but enough to talk to a stranger?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:26:27 pm PST #7768 of 10002
What is even happening?

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.
It's a huge no, and why I never join the Buffista Clive Owen appreciation club, because I get their names confused. When Buffistas are drooling over CO, unless a picture is posted, I think they mean OW, and just sit here, thinking, "WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:31:02 pm PST #7769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.

What? Is that too much to ask?

"WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"

So you're saying mouths like Owen, but the rest of the body doesn't?

I do think he has a hotness, actually. Will not lie.


Sue - Jan 18, 2005 3:32:40 pm PST #7770 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Couldn't the Owen Wilson controversy be explained by refraction?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:37:34 pm PST #7771 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oh miss ita, if I weren't listless...


JZ - Jan 18, 2005 3:41:38 pm PST #7772 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.

I am so sad that Kat and Cindy will now hate me, though reassured by ita, because OW does indeed have the hotness. He is brainy and funny and thoroughly crushable in all the commentary he's ever done on all of his Wes Anderson films - plus, co-wrote most of them! Smarty-pie writer boy! - and he was such an earnest fumbly courtly Southern gentleman in The Life Aquatic that at one point I nudged Hec and whispered, "I'm afraid that now I have to break up with you and run away with Owen Wilson," and he nodded and whispered back, "Of course, honey," with a sad resigned face that said that he understood completely how necessary this was, and also maybe regretted that he hadn't called dibs on Owen first.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:43:03 pm PST #7773 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like Owen Wilson, too.

JZ, we can cover him with chantilly cream and make crepes.