Oh miss ita, if I weren't listless...
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:37:34 pm PST #7771 of 10002
What is even happening?
JZ - Jan 18, 2005 3:41:38 pm PST #7772 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.
I am so sad that Kat and Cindy will now hate me, though reassured by ita, because OW does indeed have the hotness. He is brainy and funny and thoroughly crushable in all the commentary he's ever done on all of his Wes Anderson films - plus, co-wrote most of them! Smarty-pie writer boy! - and he was such an earnest fumbly courtly Southern gentleman in The Life Aquatic that at one point I nudged Hec and whispered, "I'm afraid that now I have to break up with you and run away with Owen Wilson," and he nodded and whispered back, "Of course, honey," with a sad resigned face that said that he understood completely how necessary this was, and also maybe regretted that he hadn't called dibs on Owen first.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:43:03 pm PST #7773 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like Owen Wilson, too.
JZ, we can cover him with chantilly cream and make crepes.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:43:47 pm PST #7774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ, we can cover him with chantilly cream and make crepes.
No you can't. His air bubble is being investigated. He's busy.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:45:00 pm PST #7775 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Beignets are kind of fried doughy air bubbles.
We can improvise!!
JZ - Jan 18, 2005 3:47:16 pm PST #7776 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Not that I don't like chantilly cream (I do, much), but for some reason he makes me think of something more rough and humble, like butter with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Mmmmm.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:09:46 pm PST #7777 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ohh.
Texture.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 4:20:02 pm PST #7778 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat -- the shuttle driver yesterday told me about a Jamaican restaurant near you.
P.M. Marc - Jan 18, 2005 4:21:29 pm PST #7779 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I am so sad that Kat and Cindy will now hate me, though reassured by ita, because OW does indeed have the hotness.
After we watched Old School, I turned sadly to Paul and said that it just proved that I was really an Owen girl, and not a Luke girl. (It had been on my mind, as a friend had been polling on it recently.)
I manage to somehow find OW charmingly attractive in things that make me twitch and scream, but LW has to be in something actually good before I'll think of him as hot.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:22:58 pm PST #7780 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yes, ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.
It's ita-quette!
So, I can compliment lavishly via Internet, but if I see her in, say NO, and she looks amazing, I just have to stare at the ceiling and wait for photo captions to say "ita rawks!!! OMIGOD, kewl boot! u r so neato!!!"