Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 3:20:06 pm PST #7767 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Semi-related: I got a new little purse for Christmas, and people can NOT stop talking to me about it! I don't think it's such a big deal, but more than one stranger has commented on it. It is adorable, I must say -- black corduroy on the outside, bright stripey cotton on the inside -- but enough to talk to a stranger?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:26:27 pm PST #7768 of 10002
What is even happening?

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.
It's a huge no, and why I never join the Buffista Clive Owen appreciation club, because I get their names confused. When Buffistas are drooling over CO, unless a picture is posted, I think they mean OW, and just sit here, thinking, "WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:31:02 pm PST #7769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.

What? Is that too much to ask?

"WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"

So you're saying mouths like Owen, but the rest of the body doesn't?

I do think he has a hotness, actually. Will not lie.


Sue - Jan 18, 2005 3:32:40 pm PST #7770 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Couldn't the Owen Wilson controversy be explained by refraction?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:37:34 pm PST #7771 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oh miss ita, if I weren't listless...


JZ - Jan 18, 2005 3:41:38 pm PST #7772 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.

I am so sad that Kat and Cindy will now hate me, though reassured by ita, because OW does indeed have the hotness. He is brainy and funny and thoroughly crushable in all the commentary he's ever done on all of his Wes Anderson films - plus, co-wrote most of them! Smarty-pie writer boy! - and he was such an earnest fumbly courtly Southern gentleman in The Life Aquatic that at one point I nudged Hec and whispered, "I'm afraid that now I have to break up with you and run away with Owen Wilson," and he nodded and whispered back, "Of course, honey," with a sad resigned face that said that he understood completely how necessary this was, and also maybe regretted that he hadn't called dibs on Owen first.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:43:03 pm PST #7773 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like Owen Wilson, too.

JZ, we can cover him with chantilly cream and make crepes.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:43:47 pm PST #7774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JZ, we can cover him with chantilly cream and make crepes.

No you can't. His air bubble is being investigated. He's busy.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:45:00 pm PST #7775 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Beignets are kind of fried doughy air bubbles.

We can improvise!!


JZ - Jan 18, 2005 3:47:16 pm PST #7776 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Not that I don't like chantilly cream (I do, much), but for some reason he makes me think of something more rough and humble, like butter with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Mmmmm.