Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:13:33 pm PST #7759 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Noting Kat's thumb's-up on the Aerosoles, still waiting for ita's boot feedback.

And re: Owen Wilson's wang -- I hope it's an air bubble. One's genitalia should not touch one's elbow.


Burrell - Jan 18, 2005 3:14:14 pm PST #7760 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ah, the camel toe discussion. How come I am not surprised? Next I hope we get that website with the guy in the bright green thong.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 3:14:47 pm PST #7761 of 10002

t more sobbing


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:15:02 pm PST #7762 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is now the time to bring up the Owen Wilson air bubble/schlong photo controversy?

What's the controversy? why is it controversial? I mean, air bubble? penis? The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:15:07 pm PST #7763 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You hate me?

I'm sorry. I was going in alphabetical order. Of first names.

Erin -- I wore them out to dinner, and they were comfortable indeed. One day this week I may wear them to work, but I really don't want anyone to talk to me about them, and I'm paranoid.

One's genitalia should not touch one's elbow.

::tosses yoga book::


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:16:27 pm PST #7764 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

One day this week I may wear them to work, but I really don't want anyone to talk to me about them, and I'm paranoid.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:17:31 pm PST #7765 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?

Well, you can. Because you're invisible.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:19:18 pm PST #7766 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yes, ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 3:20:06 pm PST #7767 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Semi-related: I got a new little purse for Christmas, and people can NOT stop talking to me about it! I don't think it's such a big deal, but more than one stranger has commented on it. It is adorable, I must say -- black corduroy on the outside, bright stripey cotton on the inside -- but enough to talk to a stranger?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:26:27 pm PST #7768 of 10002
What is even happening?

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.
It's a huge no, and why I never join the Buffista Clive Owen appreciation club, because I get their names confused. When Buffistas are drooling over CO, unless a picture is posted, I think they mean OW, and just sit here, thinking, "WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"