Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Jan 18, 2005 3:14:14 pm PST #7760 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ah, the camel toe discussion. How come I am not surprised? Next I hope we get that website with the guy in the bright green thong.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 3:14:47 pm PST #7761 of 10002

t more sobbing


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:15:02 pm PST #7762 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is now the time to bring up the Owen Wilson air bubble/schlong photo controversy?

What's the controversy? why is it controversial? I mean, air bubble? penis? The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:15:07 pm PST #7763 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You hate me?

I'm sorry. I was going in alphabetical order. Of first names.

Erin -- I wore them out to dinner, and they were comfortable indeed. One day this week I may wear them to work, but I really don't want anyone to talk to me about them, and I'm paranoid.

One's genitalia should not touch one's elbow.

::tosses yoga book::


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 3:16:27 pm PST #7764 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

One day this week I may wear them to work, but I really don't want anyone to talk to me about them, and I'm paranoid.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:17:31 pm PST #7765 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OK, I shall never bring them up again?

Well, you can. Because you're invisible.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:19:18 pm PST #7766 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yes, ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 3:20:06 pm PST #7767 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Semi-related: I got a new little purse for Christmas, and people can NOT stop talking to me about it! I don't think it's such a big deal, but more than one stranger has commented on it. It is adorable, I must say -- black corduroy on the outside, bright stripey cotton on the inside -- but enough to talk to a stranger?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 3:26:27 pm PST #7768 of 10002
What is even happening?

The bigger question is WHO CARES as if it were a penis, it's attached to Owen Wilson, which is a big No.
It's a huge no, and why I never join the Buffista Clive Owen appreciation club, because I get their names confused. When Buffistas are drooling over CO, unless a picture is posted, I think they mean OW, and just sit here, thinking, "WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 3:31:02 pm PST #7769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita has a thing where she wants to look good but no one else should speak to her about it.

What? Is that too much to ask?

"WTF?!? Is all their taste in their mouths?"

So you're saying mouths like Owen, but the rest of the body doesn't?

I do think he has a hotness, actually. Will not lie.