said it'd wash out in 6 to 12 shampoos. Two weeks later ... it's still there. It's been described as mauve, burgundy (where it's dark), and pink (where it's light).

Get a bottle of original formula Pert shampoo, and a good deep conditioner. Wash your hair 4 or 5 times with the Pert, then *coat* your hair in the deep conditioner. Wrap your head in plastic, then a towel. Leave the conditioner on for 30 minutes, then rinse. That should remove *most* of the remaining dye.

... and this reminds me that I need to check in with The Cutest Gothy Hairdresser Ever and see when she'll have time to color my hair.

I need to check in with The Cutest Gothy Hairdresser Ever and see when she'll have time to color my hair.

And trim your bangs, right?

signed,
Concerned That Jilli's Beautiful Eyes Be Properly Framed At All Times

Finally, a question I can answer.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?

Betsy can totally do this. First, she borrows a cowboy hat from Jesse. Second, she brings billytea in to set up a breeding program. She's got teams of actuaries on hand to project earnings. And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.

Was that supposed to be in Natter?

Whoops...stupid too much clicking. Like Too Much Candy, but dumb, not hot. Ain't worth moving either.

And trim your bangs, right?

Yep, because they're getting periliously close to the stage where I will attack them with scissors myself, and that never ends well.

And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.

It's a miniature cattle prod. Purse-sized. V. handy.

I wanted one in college. Not for cattle.