Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Atropa - Jan 10, 2005 10:19:00 am PST #892 of 962
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And trim your bangs, right?

Yep, because they're getting periliously close to the stage where I will attack them with scissors myself, and that never ends well.


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 10:19:42 am PST #893 of 962
If I only had a brain...

And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.

It's a miniature cattle prod. Purse-sized. V. handy.


erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 10:20:43 am PST #894 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!

I wanted one in college. Not for cattle.


DXMachina - Jan 10, 2005 10:24:55 am PST #895 of 962
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?

Tired of making minuscule profits?


meara - Jan 10, 2005 2:42:30 pm PST #896 of 962

Resolution for 2005 - I will never, ever, ever, color my hair myself again. Never. Ever. Really

See, I've started 2005 by finding multiple white hairs in my several inch roots. So I've decided I really need to dye my hair again!!


Maria - Jan 10, 2005 3:01:43 pm PST #897 of 962
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

t paranoid

I sent off my SS gift a week ago via Priority Mail. To date, I haven't heard a peep from my giftee. Even if it wasn't perfect, I'd like to know if it got there.

t /paranoid


erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 3:03:22 pm PST #898 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!

Dear SecritSanta from Oakland,
Wow, are you generous! Made my Textwhore's heart leap just a bit more by sending: Cobain's journals.
The latest Jonathan Lethem

And the beginning of Sandman.

I won't need reading material until Saint Patrick's Day after getting so much to read this Christmas. Thank you!(I'm not sure which of the SF posse you are, and you didn't put a card in, but thanks again!)


flea - Jan 10, 2005 5:02:28 pm PST #899 of 962
information libertarian

I think the mail is being exceptionally slow this year.

signed, paranoid my secret santa forgot me, but trying to fight paranoia by blaming the USPS


Lilty Cash - Jan 10, 2005 6:26:14 pm PST #900 of 962
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just tried my very first Lush bath bomb ever and needed to come thank Raquel one more time. You are truly the best Seekrit Santa that ever was!!!


aurelia - Jan 10, 2005 10:17:29 pm PST #901 of 962
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The only time I colored my hair, no one noticed. It did hide the random white strands, so I probably ought to do it again.