Was that supposed to be in Natter?
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Whoops...stupid too much clicking. Like Too Much Candy, but dumb, not hot. Ain't worth moving either.
And trim your bangs, right?
Yep, because they're getting periliously close to the stage where I will attack them with scissors myself, and that never ends well.
And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.
It's a miniature cattle prod. Purse-sized. V. handy.
I wanted one in college. Not for cattle.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?
Tired of making minuscule profits?
Resolution for 2005 - I will never, ever, ever, color my hair myself again. Never. Ever. Really
See, I've started 2005 by finding multiple white hairs in my several inch roots. So I've decided I really need to dye my hair again!!
t paranoid
I sent off my SS gift a week ago via Priority Mail. To date, I haven't heard a peep from my giftee. Even if it wasn't perfect, I'd like to know if it got there.
t /paranoid
Dear SecritSanta from Oakland,
Wow, are you generous! Made my Textwhore's heart leap just a bit more by sending:
Cobain's journals.
The latest Jonathan Lethem
And the beginning of Sandman.
I won't need reading material until Saint Patrick's Day after getting so much to read this Christmas. Thank you!(I'm not sure which of the SF posse you are, and you didn't put a card in, but thanks again!)
I think the mail is being exceptionally slow this year.
signed, paranoid my secret santa forgot me, but trying to fight paranoia by blaming the USPS