I need to check in with The Cutest Gothy Hairdresser Ever and see when she'll have time to color my hair.
And trim your bangs, right?
signed,
Concerned That Jilli's Beautiful Eyes Be Properly Framed At All Times
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 9:56:32 am PST #886 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 10:01:48 am PST #887 of 962
If I only had a brain...
Finally, a question I can answer.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?
DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 10:03:48 am PST #888 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?
Betsy can totally do this. First, she borrows a cowboy hat from Jesse. Second, she brings billytea in to set up a breeding program. She's got teams of actuaries on hand to project earnings. And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 10:11:17 am PST #889 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 10:11:46 am PST #890 of 962
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Was that supposed to be in Natter?
erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 10:15:08 am PST #891 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!
Whoops...stupid too much clicking. Like Too Much Candy, but dumb, not hot. Ain't worth moving either.
Atropa - Jan 10, 2005 10:19:00 am PST #892 of 962
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And trim your bangs, right?
Yep, because they're getting periliously close to the stage where I will attack them with scissors myself, and that never ends well.
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 10:19:42 am PST #893 of 962
If I only had a brain...
And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.
It's a miniature cattle prod. Purse-sized. V. handy.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 10:20:43 am PST #894 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!
I wanted one in college. Not for cattle.
DXMachina - Jan 10, 2005 10:24:55 am PST #895 of 962
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?
Tired of making minuscule profits?