Yeah--funny how I knew who it was without even looking!
("I heard that! That has to be Drew!")
I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Pix - Dec 22, 2004 2:47:53 pm PST #365 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
JohnSweden - Dec 22, 2004 3:19:57 pm PST #366 of 10001
I can't even.
See, Drew had to have been the kid who caught crap for that in class all the time. 90% of the time, it was a fair cop, but that 10% really burns.
t project much? Nah.
NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 4:01:03 pm PST #367 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Yeah, it kinda comes with the territory. Calling my name is pretty much the easy guess.
billytea - Dec 23, 2004 1:06:21 am PST #368 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Actuaries don't guess.
S'true. In the words of Dilbert, the only sensible way to make business decisions is to pluck numbers out of the air, call them assumptions, and calculate the net present value.
Of course, you have to use the right discount rate, otherwise it's meaningless.
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 3:56:39 am PST #369 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was actuaries that invented NPV? I hate you all.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 4:01:09 am PST #370 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It was actuaries that invented NPV?
I think the answer is "no." Actuaries do things like calculating NPV, except they incorporate probabilities of future events, like, say, someone dying in the case of a stream of retirement payments.
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 4:03:23 am PST #371 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Using it is bad enough. Who made it up?
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 4:10:03 am PST #372 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's just a commonly used accounting... thingie. So I imagine it's been around for a long time.
What's so hard about NPV calculations, anyway? NPV and related functions are built into all spreadsheets and financial calculators. Is it comming up with the values you're gonna use in the NPV calculations?
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 4:15:44 am PST #373 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nah, it's not the concept, it's the application in IT project management that makes my eyes twitch. Doesn't stop me from wanting to raze the earth of its creators and perpetuators.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2004 5:01:09 am PST #374 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Actuaries use NPV constantly. It's one of the foundations of Actuarial Science (don't laugh).