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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Atropa - Jan 20, 2005 9:10:31 am PST #8117 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Underworld. If we did have cable, and I happened to catch it, I'd have to watch for the pretty. And then turn it off when Scott Speedman turned into whateverthehell he was.

We have the deluxe edition on DVD! Because Pete can go "Ooooh, guns and fight scenes and things blowing up!" and I can go "Oooooh, vampires in pretty clothes in a mansion that should be mine!"

Another movie we watch strictly for the pretty and the fight scenes? Brotherhood of the Wolf.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2005 9:25:24 am PST #8118 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fantastic Four preveiw: [link]

The scene of the Thing getting hit by a truck is cool....


reequeen - Jan 20, 2005 9:32:20 am PST #8119 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

We have the deluxe edition on DVD! Because Pete can go "Ooooh, guns and fight scenes and things blowing up!" and I can go "Oooooh, vampires in pretty clothes in a mansion that should be mine!"

I need the deluxe edition on DVD. For exactly the same reasons.

And despite what anyone thinks, I'm still looking forward to Keanu in Constantine.


Beverly - Jan 20, 2005 9:40:16 am PST #8120 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I can't stop watching a bad sword and sorcery film.

Lee Horsley in The Sword and the Sorcerer. May have singlehandedly put an end to Kathleen Beller's acting career. With Richard Lynch and Richard Moll, and George Maharis.

Cherry 2000, Ice Pirates...

YES! Especially Ice Pirates. With all the environmental tsuris lately, Ron Perlman's thumb-fingertips money-gesture, "Got any...water?" may be prophetic before long.

And on the suggestion of someone on this thread, Underworld and Van Helsing have become a too-braindead-to-deal weekend double feature for us. We may have to add Brotherhood of the Wolf for the triple. We have the 3-disc French release--lots of additional pretty.


JohnSweden - Jan 20, 2005 9:48:37 am PST #8121 of 10001
I can't even.

Lee Horsley in The Sword and the Sorcerer. May have singlehandedly put an end to Kathleen Beller's acting career. With Richard Lynch and Richard Moll, and George Maharis.

A fantastically-awful film. Made for MST3King. My buddies and I yelled out supplementary dialogue during the initial run in the theatre and the rest of the audience (okay, the other 30 people) joined right in.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 9:49:15 am PST #8122 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Fantastic Four preveiw: [link]

Sweeeeet. It looks fun.

I liked Underworld and disliked Brotherhood of the Wolf.


Sean K - Jan 20, 2005 9:54:18 am PST #8123 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

YAY Brotherhood of the Wolf!

I see you kids have been busy with the bade today. I think maybe my problem with The Apple is that I didn't watch the trailer first for mood.

Though still, it was causing me physical pain with the badness.


Sean K - Jan 20, 2005 10:05:30 am PST #8124 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Fantastic Four preveiw:

SWEEET! The music for that trailer was a remix of a really good A Perfect Circle tune.


Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2005 10:10:06 am PST #8125 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

And despite what anyone thinks, I'm still looking forward to Keanu in Constantine.

I, too have hope. Which will certainly turn into bitterness.


Ash - Jan 20, 2005 10:32:52 am PST #8126 of 10001

I, too have hope. Which will certainly turn into bitterness.

This happens to me so often it's become part of the movie-watching experience. Okay, I've got the popcorn, fountain soda, hope that will turn into bitterness. Roll the trailers.