Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


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Beverly - Jan 20, 2005 9:40:16 am PST #8120 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I can't stop watching a bad sword and sorcery film.

Lee Horsley in The Sword and the Sorcerer. May have singlehandedly put an end to Kathleen Beller's acting career. With Richard Lynch and Richard Moll, and George Maharis.

Cherry 2000, Ice Pirates...

YES! Especially Ice Pirates. With all the environmental tsuris lately, Ron Perlman's thumb-fingertips money-gesture, "Got any...water?" may be prophetic before long.

And on the suggestion of someone on this thread, Underworld and Van Helsing have become a too-braindead-to-deal weekend double feature for us. We may have to add Brotherhood of the Wolf for the triple. We have the 3-disc French release--lots of additional pretty.


JohnSweden - Jan 20, 2005 9:48:37 am PST #8121 of 10001
I can't even.

Lee Horsley in The Sword and the Sorcerer. May have singlehandedly put an end to Kathleen Beller's acting career. With Richard Lynch and Richard Moll, and George Maharis.

A fantastically-awful film. Made for MST3King. My buddies and I yelled out supplementary dialogue during the initial run in the theatre and the rest of the audience (okay, the other 30 people) joined right in.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 9:49:15 am PST #8122 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Fantastic Four preveiw: [link]

Sweeeeet. It looks fun.

I liked Underworld and disliked Brotherhood of the Wolf.


Sean K - Jan 20, 2005 9:54:18 am PST #8123 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

YAY Brotherhood of the Wolf!

I see you kids have been busy with the bade today. I think maybe my problem with The Apple is that I didn't watch the trailer first for mood.

Though still, it was causing me physical pain with the badness.


Sean K - Jan 20, 2005 10:05:30 am PST #8124 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Fantastic Four preveiw:

SWEEET! The music for that trailer was a remix of a really good A Perfect Circle tune.


Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2005 10:10:06 am PST #8125 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

And despite what anyone thinks, I'm still looking forward to Keanu in Constantine.

I, too have hope. Which will certainly turn into bitterness.


Ash - Jan 20, 2005 10:32:52 am PST #8126 of 10001

I, too have hope. Which will certainly turn into bitterness.

This happens to me so often it's become part of the movie-watching experience. Okay, I've got the popcorn, fountain soda, hope that will turn into bitterness. Roll the trailers.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 10:34:20 am PST #8127 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't not watch Footloose, ever. Footloose was why I bought my first TV, just in case someone was broadcasting it within reach.


Connie Neil - Jan 20, 2005 10:38:37 am PST #8128 of 10001
brillig

I can't not watch Footloose, ever.

Filmed in the region I now call home. It was the talk of the area when I moved out here. ita, have you ever noticed the guy sleeping in church and the council meeting? That's my Hubby.


Kalshane - Jan 20, 2005 10:38:49 am PST #8129 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Haven't seen Brotherhood of the Wolf.

I'm very bleh on Underworld. The only good things I can say about are Kate Beckinsale=hot and I was immensely satisfied when the vampire dual-wielding bullwhips got his face eaten for his stupidity.

As for Van Helsing all I'm left with is Kate Beckinsale=hot.