Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


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Steph L. - Jan 04, 2005 2:57:29 am PST #7609 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love how she glides backwards and the door shuts by itself.

Don't all nuns do that?

I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and let me tell you -- I'd be walking down a hall with no doors and no windows, and a nun would just *appear*. Poof. Nun. It was unnerving.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2005 4:47:07 am PST #7610 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some nuns study at Hogwarts.


Volans - Jan 04, 2005 11:17:03 pm PST #7611 of 10001
move out and draw fire

As long as they sport mullets, I think Mann will be ok.

Well, the Spartans did make a point of having their hair done before major battles...

Dunno, I kind of like the idea of Thermopylae with a synth-pop 80s soundtrack. This is why I was asking about Baz Luhrmann's "Alexander" I think - I'm picturing some sort of Ziegfield Follies version. (Because I'm sick like that).

Some nuns study at Hogwarts.

Great, another reason for the religious right to ban the books. Satanistic AND Papist!


DavidS - Jan 05, 2005 8:53:21 am PST #7612 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dunno, I kind of like the idea of Thermopylae with a synth-pop 80s soundtrack.

imagines battle scene set to "Tainted Love"...


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2005 8:55:59 am PST #7613 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

imagines battle scene set to "Tainted Love"...

Sounds like it would have improved TROY and ALEXANDER. Maybe throw in "Don't You Want Me" and "Just Can't Get Enough" (the latter definitely for Alexander), maybe?


Theodosia - Jan 05, 2005 9:38:52 am PST #7614 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In other words, you want A Knight's Tale only set at Thermopylae?

('Gates of Heaven' is a wrong translation -- it is in fact much closer to Hot Gates, seriously.)


Vonnie K - Jan 05, 2005 9:42:25 am PST #7615 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I didn't watch Daredevil because, eww, Ben Affleck as a superhero, but Premiere magazine tells me the sequel, Elektra, will NOT have The Affleck but instead have Goran Visnjic, a.k.a. Hot Doc Luka, on board as Garner's love interest. Man, I might have to watch that one.

BTW, has anyone seen The Time of the Wolf? Premiere listed it as one of the best flicks of the year and I haven't even *heard* of the movie, let alone seen it. I don't think it came to play where I live. I mean, Isabelle Huppert. An apocalypse. The creepy. What's not to love?


Scrappy - Jan 05, 2005 9:51:53 am PST #7616 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Goran Visnjic is criminally attractive. Damn, this means I have to see Electra now.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2005 9:55:20 am PST #7617 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The person who printed that user review is pretty off-base thinking that a French audience would be more likely to take offense art a horse's death than an American one, though. Last time I checked, there weren't places here where you can have horse as the entree.


Burrell - Jan 05, 2005 9:57:09 am PST #7618 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Daredevil had one thing going for it. Colin Farrell. And I'm not even a fan of the man.