In other words, you want A Knight's Tale only set at Thermopylae?
('Gates of Heaven' is a wrong translation -- it is in fact much closer to Hot Gates, seriously.)
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
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Theodosia - Jan 05, 2005 9:38:52 am PST #7614 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Vonnie K - Jan 05, 2005 9:42:25 am PST #7615 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I didn't watch Daredevil because, eww, Ben Affleck as a superhero, but Premiere magazine tells me the sequel, Elektra, will NOT have The Affleck but instead have Goran Visnjic, a.k.a. Hot Doc Luka, on board as Garner's love interest. Man, I might have to watch that one.
BTW, has anyone seen The Time of the Wolf? Premiere listed it as one of the best flicks of the year and I haven't even *heard* of the movie, let alone seen it. I don't think it came to play where I live. I mean, Isabelle Huppert. An apocalypse. The creepy. What's not to love?
Scrappy - Jan 05, 2005 9:51:53 am PST #7616 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Goran Visnjic is criminally attractive. Damn, this means I have to see Electra now.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2005 9:55:20 am PST #7617 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The person who printed that user review is pretty off-base thinking that a French audience would be more likely to take offense art a horse's death than an American one, though. Last time I checked, there weren't places here where you can have horse as the entree.
Burrell - Jan 05, 2005 9:57:09 am PST #7618 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Daredevil had one thing going for it. Colin Farrell. And I'm not even a fan of the man.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2005 9:57:42 am PST #7619 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I was all set to see Elektra for free, but the screening's in the middle of the day. t pout
DavidS - Jan 05, 2005 10:35:53 am PST #7620 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I thought Garner was good as Elektra. Much more credible as a fighter than Affleck, that's for sure. Colin was the funstuff though. His peanut kill on the airplane was beautiful.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 10:51:21 am PST #7621 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Colin was well worth a matinee viewing, and don't leave before the end of the credits.
Or translate that into rental-speak.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2005 11:33:38 am PST #7622 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I was all set to see Elektra for free, but the screening's in the middle of the day.
Diamond shoes a little too tight?
Jessica - Jan 05, 2005 11:37:44 am PST #7623 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Diamond shoes a little too tight?
And this champagne has totally gone flat. My life is agony.