You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:20:47 pm PDT #3550 of 10001
Hey. New board.

It's like that Simpsons episode where they bring in the birds to take out the lizards and the monkeys to take out the birds and whatnot.

This is making me think of "There Mas an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly"

(I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die.)

ION, my Anne Hathaway lust from seing Princess Diaries 2 had me rent Ella Enchanted. It was better than PD2, though the fun of it was in the silliness, just like the PD movies. And the only word for Hathaway is effervescent (or luminous, which is what most of the critics on metacritic seemed to use.) SO pretty (Anne, not the movie. The movie is kind of funny-looking due to the fantastic setting on low budget.)And FAR more enjoyable than some movies I might see just for the pretty. I giggled a lot, it was a great Sunday afternoon experience.

The movie was definitely better than Freddy vs. Jason. And probably Alien vs Predator: Royal Engagement as well, though I haven't seen that in its killing form.


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:22:34 pm PDT #3551 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And FAR more enjoyable than some movies I might see just for the pretty.

Is it better than Tuck Everlasting ? I watched it for Alexis Bledel and fell asleep.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:41:23 pm PDT #3552 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Never watched Tuck Everlasting. But I heard it sucked. Ella got decent reviews, and had lots of moments of laugh-at-loud Shrek-like self-mockery that made the entire experience really worthwhile. Stone escalators. And a random song-and-dance routine - Anne Hathaway apparently can sing pretty durn well as well. Plus, some interview says she has a hard time getting guys to hit on her.

Hey, P-C, wanna come to L.A. and go hang out in bars looking for a chance to casually hit on her? It'll be fun! You can make her laugh and then I can make her... umm... hmm. Maybe I should go alone.

ETA: though speaking of Alexis Bleidel (and Teen-Girl!NovaChild), very excited about Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:45:11 pm PDT #3553 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, P-C, wanna come to L.A. and go hang out in bars looking for a chance to casually hit on her? It'll be fun! You can make her laugh and then I can make her... umm... hmm. Maybe I should go alone.

Let's do it, man. I mean, I already have a little practice, as I ran across this girl on the cruise who looked a lot like Anne Hathaway. I can make her laugh, but I'll need you, since I'm the Straight Man. You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.

ETA: though speaking of Alexis Bleidel (and Teen-Girl!NovaChild), very excited about Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel? You're gonna freak.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:46:15 pm PDT #3554 of 10001
Hey. New board.

You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.

Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.


§ ita § - Sep 05, 2004 12:46:45 pm PDT #3555 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not The Gay Guy?


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:48:01 pm PDT #3556 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.

Crap, that leaves me to be Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:48:26 pm PDT #3557 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel? You're gonna freak.

Strangely enough, this isn't the (sole) reason. The book made me cry in 15 different directions. There were tears EVERYWHERE.

Um...this is a good thing. Really.

Not The Gay Guy?

Well, let's hope SHE doesn't interpret it that way. That'd be just a little counter-productive.

Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt

Well, she did mention something about friends in the interview. And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:53:11 pm PDT #3558 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.

Holding that belt may paint me the wrong way, though, especially if we talk about how I recently saw Secretary.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:54:19 pm PDT #3559 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Who says that's the wrong way?

t sly wink

ETA: Gah! and Larger Gah! Totally worth the effort.